I am so in the dark

I like to think I am pretty aware of what is going on around me, but maybe I'm not.  I have decided to not use our names in the blog anymore.  I am sure this is just me being a paranoid crazy person, but it makes me feel better, so for those of you that have read already and know their names, I hope you aren't crazy!  :-)  From here on out, here are the names we will be using:

My oldest son will be called Goober.  His uncle gave him this name and it fits.

My younger son will be called Monkey.  I'm not sure why, but I have been calling him monkey since the day he was born.